Kitten used Rest! Kitten's Attack and Defense rose!
Puppy used Approach! Puppy is hit by recoil of the Kitten's meow!
Kitten used Glare! Puppy's Defense lowered sharply!
Puppy is frightened! Puppy fainted by the Kitten's intimidate!
I was minding my own business, curled up within leaping distance of the bird table in Mr Jones' garden, when my iPhone went. Yeah, I got me a iPhone - deal with it. Our Great Publisher says, 'Oi! Fuck Face!' (Always with the Fuck Face), 'Oi! Fuck Face,' he goes, 'Where's today's blog?' And I say, 'But it's the weekend!' And he says, 'Weekend the bollocks! Do you think the internet takes the weekend off? Do you think we're going to maintain our market position as one of the least-read blogs on the internet if you don't pull your fucking claw out your choccy starfish and write something or other about some crap you made up. NOW!' The line went dead. So I went on YouTube and posted some video I found there. What do you want already? It's Saturday! Sheesh! Turn the lights out, officer. I need some shut-eye.
I was minding my own business, curled up within leaping distance of the bird table in Mr Jones' garden, when my iPhone went. Yeah, I got me a iPhone - deal with it. Our Great Publisher says, 'Oi! Fuck Face!' (Always with the Fuck Face), 'Oi! Fuck Face,' he goes, 'Where's today's blog?' And I say, 'But it's the weekend!' And he says, 'Weekend the bollocks! Do you think the internet takes the weekend off? Do you think we're going to maintain our market position as one of the least-read blogs on the internet if you don't pull your fucking claw out your choccy starfish and write something or other about some crap you made up. NOW!' The line went dead. So I went on YouTube and posted some video I found there. What do you want already? It's Saturday! Sheesh! Turn the lights out, officer. I need some shut-eye.
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